(un)solved mysteries: Real Life Is No Cool.

amandatague:

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THINGS THAT DON’T MAKE YOU COOL

• drinking
• smoking weed
• “rolling”/”trippin balls”/”being skeeted”
• blues/xanax/pills in general
• cigarettes, idc what kind you smoke
• making out with guys
• making out with girls
• pictures making out with either sex
• threesomes
• …

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   THINGS THAT DON’T MAKE YOU COOL

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    A middle schooler can deny the thought of blowjobs being arousing? Come on. :D Oral sex is THE SHIT.

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    OH MY GOD BLAREING TECHNO AND DANCING AT STOP SIGNS.

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    I do stuff in the not cool list and the cool list, so what does that make me?

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    i am a teenager, not a unicorn

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    every morning, i make myself a cup of coffee, pour in brandy, and stand on my porch, smoke a cigarette, and laugh at all...

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    Oh :] Wow, I love the internet

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    rhineland:arthurian:marxisforbros:

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    get it! it’s opposite day!

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    loving God so makes you cool. LOLZZZZ

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    Umm who ever wrote HAHAHA this is really stupid: I actually think this is OK I mean it’s true, ok ok I won’t be cool if...

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    Haha, the edge kid thinks loving God, falling in love without sex, and coloring Disney princesses is cool. Let’s beat...

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    hahahah “loving god” hahaha

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